Pointless Poll of the Week X + 1

Which is your favourite brand of urinal?

Having visited the Royal Yacht Britannia (the queens old ship) they used Armitage Shanks. So that makes clear the royal preference.

I vote Armitage Shanks on the basis that it clearly has the more superior name.

I can't work out whether Tom or Grainy is the other girl. Tom is contrary enough to but Grainy is Grainy enough to.

I personally went for Twyfords. It sounds more upmarket and cleaner. Armitage Shanks sounds like a dirty toilet.

I admit it! it was I!
for two reasons.
1) as you said i am contrary enough to do it.
2) I have no idea of the differences between the urinal cakes.

I've always been a fan of Armitage Shanks, it's a name that has made me chuckle since way back in junior school. Unfortunately, I've never had the pleasure of urinating in a Twyfords urinal.

Paulio wrote:I can't work out whether Tom or Grainy is the other girl. Tom is contrary enough to but Grainy is Grainy enough to.

Is Grainy the word used to describe somebody that's highly confused with their gender? If so that's another Amodicumofhateism in the book.

I want to pee in a urinal! I feel that I'm missing out on a whole load of fun here....

Tom wrote:
2) I have no idea of the differences between the urinal cakes.

Did you misread the question?

In other news, I've urinated in a Grade II listed urinal. Several times.

naaah i just mistyped by oddly adding more words.

Urinals are graded now? Are they Armitage shanks urinals or the other ones? I'll have to relieve myself in one of these in the future.

The precious ones are. I don't know what make it is, although I would assume neither of them... If it was commercially produced it wouldn't really be so precious, would it?

They could be Armitage Shanks Deluxe Editions, only 10 urinals ever made.

I don't know what would be so deluxe about them though.

well they had to be special as only ten were ever made. If i owned one i'd make it a tourism attraction

and charge two bits a gander

What exactly is a "bit"?

I don't know, some old form of money maybe? I just like that sentence.

awww he sounds like someone from a farmers market