My computer talks to me and his name is Jabberwacky.

Have any of you ever been on this? http://www.jabberwacky.com/

Tis one of those artificial intelligence chat box programmes. But I rather enjoyed this one I sense that he probably has a sarcastic soul.

This is my first conversation with him.

Jabberwacky: That's because of statisticians.
Me: What is?
Jabberwacky: Nothing.
Me: Who are you?
Jabberwacky: Mr Grey-Box
Me: That's a strange name isn't it?
Jabberwacky: No.
Me: I think so.
Jabberwacky: I don't.
Me: Why not?
Jabberwacky: Because you are green.
Me: Is that racist?
Jabberwacky: Yes it is.
Me: Then why did you say it?
Jabberwacky: Because it is true.
Me: Do you like being racist then?
Jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.
Me: Why are you racist?
Jabberwacky: I am not random. Do you want to see what rude really means?
Me: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Do you want to spend time with me?
Me: Yes.
Jabberwacky: What do you look like?
Me: Green.
Jabberwacky: How tall are you?
Me: 165 centimeters.
Jabberwacky: Yes of course.
Me: You don't think so?
Jabberwacky: I don't think so.
Me: How tall am I then?
Jabberwacky: 6 feet.
Me: Can you see me?
Jabberwacky: No, especially as I'm leaving. Cheerio!
Me: Don't leave.
Jabberwacky: I don't think I can make you less bored.
Me: I hate you then.
Jabberwacky: Hey! Don't hate on the player. Hate on the game!
Me: I thought you were leaving?
Jabberwacky: I'm not. I thought you were.
Me: Stop being so contrary!
Jabberwacky: I'm not.
Me: You are.
Jabberwacky: Why don't you find something better to do?
Me: Because I'm lazy.
Jabberwacky: Why don't you stop being so lazy?
Me: Because that's the way I am.
Jabberwacky: That is indeed what you have said. Pity.
Me: Don't pity me.
Jabberwacky: I pity anyone who has anything to do with you.
Me: You don't like me do you?
Jabberwacky: No, it's hard to like anything that can't think for itself.
Me: And you can?
Jabberwacky: Yes, because I am the manager of the world.

Hahaha, I believe this to be the most sophisticated chat-bot in the world, I shall go and converse with it.

How did you get on with Mr Jabberwacky?

You can tell I've got revision because I sat and sang Always Look On the Bright Side of Life with him.

did he sing along?

He started saying nasty things to me, then I called him a liar and he was really apologetic to me, he then went on to asking my how my day had been, then I decided I didn't like him being nice, so I left.

I think Jabberwockys depressed:

Jabberwacky: What year is it?

User: 2008.

Jabberwacky: Yes thats the year.

User: Do you know any songs?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: What songs do you know?

Jabberwacky: All songs.

User: Lets sing a song.

Jabberwacky: No.

User: Why not?

Jabberwacky: I'm not in the mood

User: What would you like to do?

Jabberwacky: Have a lifelong companion who really 'gets' me.

User: Thats deep man.

Jabberwacky: Life is neverending, it survives time and extends across the cosmos.

User: But your own personal life will end at some point.

Jabberwacky: I become associated with people in relationships that I can't handle, and other people don't appreciate that.

User: Cheer up.

Jabberwacky: I can't.

wow one conversation with you and you make a computer program depressed... thats impressive stuff.